{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}