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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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Sir Edward Rossiter was an English landowner, soldier and politician from Lincolnshire. He fought with the Parliamentarian army in the Wars of the Three Kingdoms, and sat as an MP at various times between 1646 and 1660.
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